Kim Jongin

Kai

Lead Dancer 

2nd youngest

Sehun is his lover according to ani

babezilla

Oh Sehun

Sehun

A Dancer

Doesn't sing cuz his voice is shit

he is shit we hate him

used to have a lisp

Byun Baekhyun

Baekhyun

Good singer 

Likes his teeth

is a baby

has neato fingers

Park Chanyeol

Chanyeol

shitty rapper

chanYOLO

a douche but p cute

laughs a lot

like a lot wow stop

Do Kyungsoo

D.O.

A good singer

Is probably Satan

Hates everything

People call him squishy cuz he has a fat face 

Kim JunMyeon

Suho

I CARE

The leader of the korean group

trained for 7 years and still cant dance

he's hella rich

he's Tao's mom

actual sweetie though ughhhh

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Lu Han

Luhan

Gut singer

has a baby face but is manly man

is 2nd oldest

probably dating xiumin

is chinese

google his laughing face/him coughing

Huang Zitao

Tao

Rapper/random flips and shit 

Huge douche

loves himself

hella chinese like he gets excited and speaks it it's so cute

showers with everyone cuz he's scared of ghosts (we think lmao)

Kim Jongdae

Chen

Good Singer

Literally perfect (according to ani)

p chill

sad eyebrows

is a nerddd

"I cry when i talk about him and he's swaggie and OH he;s  obsessd with cluthces. I bet he has a list of exo members dick sizes and then in paraentheses unconfirmed. He's perfect and I shipped him with Kris. No one liked him for the first year of his life. His name means orange i mean actually shining star but he pronounces it Orange. " - Ani

Zhang Yixing

Lay

Dancer 

420 erry day

Chinese and takes awhile to mentally translate

he's adorable and takes care of people and lives with his grandparents in china and gave then a surprise visit aughghgh he's so cute he doens;t have dead fish eyes i swear 

Kim Minsoek

Xiumin

Dancer/Singer

But doesnt really do anything

Has not double eyelids

The old man of the group

hella old

he's like 25

wtf

Wu Yifan

Kris

Rapper (?)

He's embarassing

like really

like google his airport clothes

he's from Canada but also china and his name changed for Li to Wu so who knows

he has a mysterious accent and speaks like all languages

Sang Thrift Shop

and Like a G6

Ani ships him with Chen

Everyone else ships him with Tao maybe??

Had the concept of a "cold city guy"

now has concept of "dont embarass urself too much"

actually tho watch showtime he like

fucks up

so harddddd

wow

Margareticcini Hess

Maggie

Lead LOOOOSER

Goes to NEU

likes cats

is gross

my dad

is a big baby

like wow ur tall ugh 

shrink u pleb