Adjective

Deviating from normal or correct

My aberrant parents decided to start tanning in our backyard, completely naked. We have no fence and our neighbors just stood horrified in their dining room window.

Noun

A bud or new growth

Verb

To grow or flourish

Yesterday, my pot plants began to burgeon. Today, my mother decided to clean my room and found every last one.

Verb

To obtain by opposing on another's friendship, to borrow without repaying

I knew Katey would cadge those earings from me; I never should have let her wear them.

Verb

To conceal one's real motive

He tried to dissemble his lack of weed smoking experience but the loud coughing told us otherwise.

Noun

A formal Eulogy or speech of praise

John's encomium was very well written, but all that flattery and praise started to get very tedious.

Verb

To seek favor or attention, to act subserviently

Men don't fawn over you because you're smart. They do it because you have huge tits.

Noun

Fine cobweb covering foliage, fine cloth

Adjective

Very fine

My gossamer lingerie feels so light and gently against my skin and gives me goosebumps all over. Would you like to see?

Adjective

Unfortunate

I don't understand how you find my hapless situation so funny. I couldn't have known that he would have a panic attack as soon as I unzipped his pants.

Iconoclast

Noun

One who attacks traditional ideas and institutions, one who destroys sacred images.

All of these iconoclastic homosexuals are starting to annoy me. Someone told me that they even want to be considered "people" now.

Noun

A large biblical whale --> anything of immense size and power

I hope that leviathan doesn't get inside the restaurant before we do or else there won't be anything left to eat.

Noun

One who hates people

He was a true misanthrope who preferred to die rather than spend time with himself.

Adjective

Harmful, offensive, obstructive

They tried to tell me that smoking weed is noisome to leading a happy life, but I couldn't hear them over the sounds of me not caring.

Verb

To close or shut off

We manage to occlude the doorwar when the pizza man arrived so none of the smoke could escape.

Verb

To stray away from or evade the truth

I tried to prevaricate as much as possible when my parents asked me where I had been last night. I told them I was at my friend's house, I just didn't mention that I'm sleeping with her brother.

Noun

Stillness, inactivity, dormancy

Adjective form: Quiescent

The quiescence within the room was disturbing to Mr. Sykes after he had murdered the girl. He could not bear such utter stillness. 

Verb

To make or become thin, to purify or refine

The Buddhists wish to rarefy their minds so their spirits can be just as pure. 

Nound

An extremely gifted person, a genius

Maybe I'm really a savant in hiding. Maybe the weed has just clouded my true genius but now we'll never know for sure.

Noun

A beginner, a person with no experience with a certain endeavor

We all start out as sexual tyros which means you've got to practice to get good at it. I'd rather not be a beginner on my wedding night.

Adjective

Empty, without contents, lacking ideas or intelligence

I understand that your skull is mostly like so vacuous that there is nothing remaining with which to retain and understand the amazing arguments I have been presenting. Therefore, I shall cease all attempts to further reason with you.

Verb

To hesitate, to tremble

He never seemed to hesitate or tremble while we were at the bar, but he definitely started to waver when I started climbing on top of him. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin.

Noun

Enthusiastic devotion to a cause, idea, or goal

You had thought that I no longer had any zeal for sex because I was cheating on you. I was actually just very unethusiastic because I no longer enjoyed your presence in my bed.