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| MAN: So, the Bride and Groom are whisked away, and we turn our attention to the B plot which involves the Producer. |
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| FELDZIEG: Getting married and leaving show business. |
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| FELDZIEG: Doesn't she know I got obligations? |
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| Mr. Feldzieg, I can be your leading lady. You said it yourself--I'm useless in the chorus. |
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| FELDZIEG: Kitty! For the last time, you ain't got what it takes. |
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| But, I been taking lessons; Singing. Acting. Ballet. |
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| Yeah. I'm pretty good too. Last week I auditioned for Swanee Lake. |
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| GANGSTER #1 & #2: ...then there ain't no show. |
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| (to the Gangsters) Say don't I know you? |
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| GANGSTER #2: No, you don't. |
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| Have you ever spent any time in Toledo? |
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| GANGSTER #1: Have you ever spent any time in a coma? |
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| No, but I have a cousin in Seattle. |
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GANGSTER #2: Try the Toledo Surprise.
GANGSTER #1 & #2: It's to die for. |
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| Holy Cats, Mr. Feldzieg! They're Gangsters! |
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(After "Show Off")
FELDZIEG: Don't worry, boys. This isn't over yet. |
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| Yeah. I'm surprised she didn't do an encore. |
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| MAN: ...Everything always works out in musicals. In the real world nothing ever works out and the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged. |
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| FELDZIEG: Where's that philandering foreigner? |
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| FELDZIEG: How long can it take to seduce one bride? |
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| Mr. Feldzieg. You don't need Janet no more. |
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| FELDZIEG: Kitty. Not now. |
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I've been working on a Mind Reading act. Presenting "Kitty, the Incomprehensible."
(closes eyes and waves fingers at FELD.)
Now think of something. |
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| FELDZIEG: Oh, I'm thinking of something, alright. |
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| Wait! I'm getting it... "pick up some milk... and a loaf of rye bread... and don't forget to shave your legs." |
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| FELDZIEG: You're reading your own mind, you idiot! |
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| No wonder it was so easy. |
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(enters)
Mr. Feldzieg. Oh, what's going on here? |
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FELDZIEG: Kitty. I'm developing a new act.
(GANGSTERS #1 & #2: ♫ Toledo Surprise ♫) |
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| You mean you're putting Gangsters in the show and you won't put me in? They're not even in the union. |
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| FELDZIEG: Shh. You got it all wrong. The new act - it's for you, Kitty. And these girls are your back up dancers. |
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| Back up dancers? Holy Cats! |
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(Scene 14)
FELDZIEG: But there is. I found a replacement. A new leading lady. Presenting, "Kitty the Incredible." Okay Kitty, now concentrate and show the girls how you can read my mind. My mind. |
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| "Kitty, will you marry me?" Holy Cats! Mr. Feldzieg! Yes! Yes! |
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