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Blonde Jokes
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Mathematics
7th Grade
03/18/2006

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What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?
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"Donut seeds!!!"
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What did the blonde say about the blonde jokes?
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She said they were pretty good but they might offend some peurto ricans.
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Who was the replacement in one of the scenes in Dumbo when he was sick?
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Jessica Simpson!
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What do you call a blonde holding a helium balloon?
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siamese twins
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How come blondes have little holes all over their face?
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From eating with forks!
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Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
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Toes Go In First
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Why was the blonde speeding to get home?
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She didn't want to miss the new episode of cops!
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Why did the blonde stick carrots in her eyes?
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She heard carrots were good for your eyes.
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How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
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She tried drowning it!
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
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She tried throwing it off a cliff!
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