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Enjoying the jokes by 4th grade?? |
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Let's LAUGH this summer! |
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What do you call a cat that can jump far? |
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A catapult  |
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If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall? |
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Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? |
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The chicken hadn't evolved yet! |
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What's little and quick and has 32 wheels? |
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A spider on roller skates!
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Why was the baby ant so confused? |
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Because all his uncles were ants |
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What do you call a very old ant? |
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An antique
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What is even smarter than a talking bird? |
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A spelling bee
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Why did the robin go to the library? |
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To find bookworms!
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Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
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A re-tail store!
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What do you get from a cow that jumps up and down? |
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A milkshake
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
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A carrot
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| What kind of monster loves to disco? |
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A boogieman
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Why are graveyards so noisy? |
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Because of the coffins
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What did one eye say to the other? |
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Between me and me something smells!!
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| Why did the dinosaur cross the road? |
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It was the chicken's day off!!
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Why did the monster cross the road? |
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It was the chicken's day off!
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What kind of hamburger does a penguin eat? |
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Iceburgers
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? |
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs? |
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You have to be careful not to step in a poodle
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Why won't anyone kiss Dracula? |
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He has bat breath!
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? |
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He got stuck in Orbit!
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? |
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A bird that talks your ear off!
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| What do you call a very old ant? |
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An antique!
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How does a penguin make pancakes? |
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With its flippers
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What part of a computer does an astronaut like best? |
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The space bar
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What did Godzilla have at the "All You Can Eat?" restaurant? |
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The waiters!
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What's spotted and bouncy? |
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A leopard on a trampoline |
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